A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:

GOD IS LIKE BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles.

GOD IS LIKE a FORD
He's got a better idea.

GOD IS LIKE COKE
He's the real thing.

GOD IS LIKE HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best.

GOD IS LIKE TIDE
He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

GOD IS LIKE GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

GOD IS LIKE SEARS
He has everything.

GOD IS LIKE ALKA-SELTZER
Try him, you'll like Him.

GOD IS LIKE SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see him, but you know He's there.

GOD IS LIKE DELTA
He's ready when you are.

GOD IS LIKE ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

GOD IS LIKE VO-5 Hair Spray
He holds through all kinds of weather.

GOD IS LIKE DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him. Don't you wish everybody did.

GOD IS LIKE the U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

Reviews:
***** [Mar 15, 2008] by Joel
Its just amazing how it describes god and his characterstics

***** [Sep 23, 2006] by Vienna
Jesus is the perfect father ever.He is our strength n d shelter.He's my everything.Thanx 4 Ur poem!it'z absolutely true!!

***** [Aug 22, 2005] by Lily
He is #1 character with love that will never fail.

***** [Jan 01, 2004] by Maria
Simply true!

***** [Apr 26, 2003] by Alvita
He is the best Friend I ever have.

***** [Apr 08, 2003] by Mesalina
G0D !s G00d aLl d t!m3.

***** [Mar 19, 2003] by Junita
God is our leather that can hold us from all of our problems.